Lyrics from the song “Vasoline” by STP:
One time a thing occurred to me
What’s real and what’s for sale?
Search for things that you can’t see
Going blind, out of reach
Somewhere in the vasoline
Subjective vs. Objective Statements
Some Examples
Sales pitches are notoriously subjective. The following examples show the difference between subjective sales pitches and objective statements of information.
Example 1. Why do I need advice?
Subjective: “Investing is complicated, and the only way to navigate through the confusion is to hire someone who can provide expert investment advice.”
Objective: “Investing is complicated, but it can be mastered by most people if they take the time to learn about it. Complex issues like estate planning may require an attorney and a tax professional.”
Example 2. Why should I hire you, specifically?
Subjective: “Our investment professionals are the best in the business. They will take care of all your financial concerns.”
Objective: “Our investment professionals are highly trained. They will work with me to help you meet your financial goals.”
Example 3. How do you get paid?
Subjective: “Don’t worry about my fee. The returns you make from your investments will pay for them.”
Objective: “I charge an hourly fee for the time I spend working on your account.”
Example 4. How much do you charge?
Subjective: “My fee is a very modest 1.5%, which is deducted from the profits you make on your investments.”
Objective: “My fee is $200 per hour, paid by you, and I have no other source of revenue from your account.”
Example 5. What will you do for me?
Subjective: “I will create a portfolio solution that is suitable for you.”
Objective: “I will help you set up a low-cost, well-diversified retirement plan. I will always do what’s in your best interest, not mine.”
Example 6. What kind of returns will I get if I take your advice?
Subjective: “If you invest in the funds I recommend, you will make about 8% per year on average, over the long term.”
Objective: “Future returns are unknown and unpredictable. There are no guarantees.”
Example 7. What’s the bottom line here?
Subjective: “I can double your money in ten years.”
Objective: “I can help you build your wealth safely over time, with a low cost, broadly diversified portfolio.”
It all comes down to one thing – credibility
The subjective (sales pitch) and objective (factual statements) comparison reveals a clear difference in credibility. If you have ever accepted an invitation for a free dinner that comes with a financial presentation, you undoubtedly recognize one or two of these sales pitches. They are intentionally vague to create a sense of complexity and exploit fears.
Recognizing objective financial information will help protect you from falling for sketchy sales pitches. It is also free of the bells and whistles and promises. Do you really want to invest with self-serving and expensive financial advisers who think that only their proprietary products and investment solutions will make you rich? Probably not.